Brutalist Koozie

Introducing Brutal Customs Koozies — because your drink deserves better than a sweaty hand and a warm embrace. This is all you need to get ready for that redneck summer with your cutoff jeans and above ground swimming pool!

These bad boys keep your beverage colder than your ex’s heart and twice as loyal. Whether you're revving engines or just pretending your lawn chair is a chopper, our Koozies scream “I party responsibly… but with style.” Made of durable neoprene and bad decisions, they fit most cans and bottles like they were born to ride. Slap one on, crack one open, and let everyone know: you may not have your life together, but at least your drink’s cold. Cheers, you beautiful disaster.